See, I think Patrick is so cool because he's not the frontman. If he was even nearly as well-known as Pete he'd be a different person. Patrick's pretty indifferent to the trappings of Real Fame - I mean, look at the stuff that kid's been wearing, lately! - and that makes him a lot cooler and a lot more real.

I genuinely adore Patrick; he's my favourite member of the band, and aside from the current taste in hoodies and flat-peaked caps that make him look like Mr Potatohead, I wouldn't change him for the world.