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Fic: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy...) - Joe/Patrick [20/?]

2016-12-07T21:47:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [20/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: rosiedoes
Betas: distortedmya and heartofthesunrise.
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 9,000 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home
Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster
Part Seventeen: Concentrating On Falling Apart
Part Eighteen: A Lie We Can Both Keep
Part Nineteen: Kisses On The Necks Of Best Friends

( Keep My Jealousy Close )

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Moving Pictures -

2016-12-04T18:39:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Series Title: Moving Pictures
Title: Truckstops & Statelines
Summary: Patrick's perspective on the aftermath of the events in Chapter 14 of TWNW.
Author: rosiedoes
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 4,000.
Author's notes: This series is a collection of alternate perspective pieces to accompany the chaptered fic, The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman To Stop Being A Pussy And Start Going For What He Wants).

The short stories in this series will be from Patrick's perspective and will not necessarily follow a linear timeline - they'll be ad hoc and posted when time allows, or for specific reasons.

This part was written as a gift for my bandom secretary and PR dude chicagowinters on its birthday.

Truckstops & Statelines was the original working title of Chapter 14.

( Truckstops & Statelines )

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Fear of the Dark - Part 2/4 - Pioneer to the Falls - R

2016-10-31T20:28:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: Fear of the Dark
Summary: It's almost the Hallowe'en after Take This To Your Grave is released. Disappointed with the reception it has received, Pete decides they need to turn to unorthodox sources for support.
Element: Air
Author: rosiedoes
Beta: distortedmya
Rating: R?
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,900 this chapter.
Author's notes: This story is broken down into four parts: Earth, Air, Water & Fire.

WARNING: There is a brief and non-graphic reference in this fic to drawing blood for ritual purposes. If you do not wish to read this description, skip the short paragraph after the words 'testing the water'.

( The Air Is Full )

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Fear of the Dark - Part 1/4 - Pioneer to the Falls - R

2016-10-25T22:33:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: Fear of the Dark
Summary: It's almost the Hallowe'en after Take This To Your Grave is released. Disappointed with the reception it has received, Pete decides they need to turn to unorthodox sources for support.
Element: Earth
Author: rosiedoes
Beta: distortedmya
Rating: R?
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,300 this chapter.
Author's notes: This story is broken down into four parts: Earth, Air, Water & Fire.

Although I am a practicing pagan, and many of the references are based on widely accepted concepts within the pagan community, this fic should not be taken as literal, nor is it a how-to manual or intended to represent any particular path or culture. Many elements are deliberately omitted or fictionalised for the sake of brevity and narrative.

If you are interested in learning about paganism, you could do far worse than visiting the website of the Order of Bards, Ovates & Druids.

( Pioneer to the Falls )

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Moving Pictures (Series: Part 1) - Drop A Heart, Break A Name - PG - Patrick/Joe

2016-09-28T00:14:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Series Title: Moving Pictures
Title: Drop A Heart, Break A Name
Summary: Patrick's perspective on the first time he and Joe interact in TWNW.
Author: rosiedoes
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 1,100.
Author's notes: This series is a collection of alternate perspective pieces to accompany the chaptered fic, The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman To Stop Being A Pussy And Start Going For What He Wants).

The short stories in this series will be from Patrick's perspective and will not necessarily follow a linear timeline - they'll be ad hoc and posted when time allows, or for specific reasons, such as part one, which was written as a gift for the lovely distortedmya on her birthday.

( Drop A Heart, Break A Name )

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Fic: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy...) - Joe/Patrick [19/?]

2016-09-04T18:31:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [19/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: rosiedoes
Betas: shiny_starlight, Alberyeol & Swiss-Army-Romance (Tumblr)
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,500 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

This chapter is somewhat transitional - no great strides in plot are made, but it aligns things for them to progress to the next phase of the story.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home
Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster
Part Seventeen: Concentrating On Falling Apart
Part Eighteen: A Lie We Can Both Keep

( Kisses On The Necks Of Best Friends )

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Fic: Your Own Spotlight - Joe/Patrick - PG-13

2016-07-23T22:50:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: Your Own Spotlight
Summary: A few months ago, he'd had to beg Joe to rejoin the band. It had left him shaken for days, even after Joe had said 'yes'. Like there was a chance, a real one, that they really might have lost him.
Author: rosiedoes
Betas: shiny_starlight. Special thanks to thislossofsleep on Tumblr.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 2,100
Prompt: "We’re so miserable and stunning, love songs for the genuinely cunning." - Carpal Tunnel Of Love
Author's notes: This fic was written for Tumblr's FOBCC challenge for July 2016, with the theme of lyrics.

As I was writing this story, which I had always intended to be a short oneshot, it became clear that the 'verse had the capacity for something much larger and more in depth. A fuller fic about the hiatus, incorporating a version of this scene with complete dialogue will be posted at a later date.

( Your Own Spotlight )

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Fic: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy...) - Joe/Patrick [18/?]

2016-07-10T22:40:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [18/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: rosiedoes
Betas: shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 8,700 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

This is the first chapter of TWNW that has been posted since 2009 and is dedicated to Lewis & Soren, without whose influence it would not exist. Sorry about the wait.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home
Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster
Part Seventeen: Concentrating On Falling Apart

( A Lie We Can Both Keep )

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A little later than planned...

2016-06-22T21:31:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes.livejournal.com

Coming soon.

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Fanvid: Save Me - Sherlock (John/Sherlock)

2012-01-22T03:25:57Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: Save Me
Artist: Queen
Creator: rosiedoes
Betas: mezzanineview & shiny_starlight
Spoilers: All episodes from series 1 & 2; focuses on events from Reichenbach Fall.

I've been running sherlockbbc with mezzanineview for a year and a half, but this is the first fanwork I've managed to produce. You may wish to have some tissues handy.

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Fanvid: Happy House - X-Men: First Class (Team, Gen)

2012-01-22T03:18:47Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: Happy House
Artist: Siouxie & the Banshees
By: rosiedoes
Beta: shiny_starlight
Universe: X-Men: First Class

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Fic: What Remus Wants - Harry Potter - Sirius/Remus - PG-13 | Originally posted c.Jun 2002

2012-01-03T02:27:26Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: What Remus Wants
Author: alfirin_kirinki
Beta: ashe_frost
Fandom Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: PREQUEL to 'A Guide to Happiness' - after a little bit of a cock-up in potions, Sirius finds out a few things about Remus - like just how much he loves chocolate cake...
Author Notes: Originally posted some time in 2002. Thanks, as usual, the lovely Ashe, and also to Hannah, who set the challenge in the first place.
Can be read as a standalone, but would spoil the prequel, 'A Guide to Happiness' if it was.

( What Remus Wants )

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Fic: A Guide To Happiness - Harry Potter - Sirius/Remus - PG-13 | Originally posted c.Feb 2004

2012-01-03T02:22:23Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Author: alfirin_kirinki
Rating: PG-13
Series: Duo - See prequel "What Remus Wants"
Pairing: Sirius/Remus ?
Archive: various
Summary: Aprils Fools surprises in Gryffindor Tower

( A Guide To Happiness )

( A Guide To Happiness )
( A Guide To Happiness )

( A Guide To Happiness )

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Fic: Feel Good Hit Of The Summer - X2 - Bobby/John - Rish | Originally posted: 27/06/04

2012-01-03T02:09:13Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Author: alfirin_kirinki
Beta: ashe_frost
Fandom: X-Men
Pairing: Bobby/John
Rating: Um... probably just lower than an R for swearing and a reference to naughty teenage things.
Summary: For dry_ice's June Blood Fic Challenge. Bobby makes John bleed, obviously, and the First Rule of John is Never Touch the Goddamn Lighter, Moron.
Disclaimer: all characters property of Marvel; title from Queens of the Stone Age's song of the same name and quote by Funeral for a Friend, as stated.
Author Notes: This was not meant to be funny. It was not meant to be an amalgamation of The Three Bobbys - Movie!Bobby, Original!Comic!Bobby and Ultimate!Bobby. But apparently, it is. Go me!

Special thanks, not just to Ashe for always being there to beta my stuff, but also to littledarkvoice for being my eternal X-fic sounding post and introducing me to the greatness of Blue!Shades!Bobby... ~loffs both~

( Feel Good Hit Of The Summer )

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Fan Art - The Pythons - G

2012-01-03T01:59:45Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

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Moments Forever Faded - X2 - Bobby/John - PG-13 | Originally posted 23/05/04

2012-01-03T01:37:17Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Author: alfirin_kirinki
Beta: ashe_frost
Rating: PG-13 at most
Pairing: Bobby/John
Archived: the_aa, dry_ice, xmmf, x_slash - various fic sites.
Summary: Post X2, Bobby is the first to celebrate his birthday.
Disclaimer: Characters property of Marvel; title and quote property of Funeral for a Friend.
Author Notes: For the dry_ice First Birthday Challenge – many happy returns, DI!

( Moments Forever Faded )

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Fanvid: Happy House - X-Men: First Class (Team, Gen)

2011-12-21T17:48:47Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: Happy House
Music by: Siouxie & the Banshees
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Naturally, spoilers for the film.
Disclaimer: All footage courtesy of Marvel/Disney. Audio by Siouxie & the Banshees. Used in good faith with no intention of profit.

Notes: So, my hand slipped and I accidentally spent three hours making a coming-of-age-y, team-oriented fanvid to an old punk/new wave track. I hope you enjoy it (unless you're in Germany, because apparently there's a copyright issue there).

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Strands (6/8) - Wait A Minute

2011-12-21T17:46:00Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Authors: shiny_starlight & alfirin_kirinki
Beta: cross-beta'd.
Pairing: Stackhouse/Markham
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Season one; some aspects of season two - mostly season two AU.
Summary: Stranded in the alternate universe, everything is FUBAR'd - and when it comes to the crunch, they are forced to pin all their hopes on a shadow of something once familiar.

Authors' note: Today is D-Day 2011, which is ironic, given the content of this chapter and the summary of the last one. We made that post a staggering four and a half years ago, so we don't anticipate that many of you will remember this story.

Re-read Pieces and the earlier chapters of Strands if you need to get caught up.

For those of you who do remember, sorry it took so long.

All pigeon-German is wholly intentional and we apologise in advance.

Wait A Minute

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Fic: Missing the War - Erik/Charles, Bobby/John (Original X-verse)

2011-12-21T17:42:09Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Author: alfirin_kirinki
Betas: ashe_frost & littledarkvoice
Title: Missing the War
Rating: PG-ish
Disclaimer: Characters property of Marvel; title property of Ben Fold's Five; quote property of Embrace.
Summary: "There are times when our worst enemies are within us."
Written for: vagabondsal
Also archived at: the_aa
Pairing/scenario requested: Charles/Erik. No conditions, s'hard enough to get them to be civil with one another nowadays as it is.?

But with a little John/Bobby thrown in. Because how could I not?

Also - backstory loosely based on Ultimate!canon.

Warnings: This is not my main ship and these bastards are not exactly willing to comply to teenage angst. Thus: old man story, with teenagers in.

Also: this story was originally written around the time of X2 - in June 2004 - but I've never posted it here and having just seen X-Men: First Class, it felt relevant. Other fics from this era may be migrated over in future.

( Missing the War )

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Fairytale of New York - Joe/Patrick - PG

2011-12-21T17:40:15Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: Fairytale of New York
Summary: for the bandomrarepair challenge; stuck in New York over the holidays, there's nowhere Joe can go to escape Pete's attempts at matchmaking.
Author: icedmaple
Betas: supercasio; likethepaint was involved in the early stages.
Rating: PG for language.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 11,300
Author's notes: I have a confession to make. I started this fic on NYE 2008/9, based on a prompt generator. I only wrote a couple of thousand words at the time and decided to continue it for this challenge. As a result, it's 2009 AU. Joe never moved to New York with Marie and the break hasn't begun, yet.

( Fairytale of New York )

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Fic: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy...) - Joe/Patrick [17/?]

2011-12-21T17:39:08Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [17/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: icedmaple
Betas: untelling & shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,300 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Sorry it's been a long while for this to show up. I was having a slight crisis of propriety for various reasons, but I kept being prompted to continue, so here it is.

Don't read this chapter at work or school.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home
Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster

( Part Seventeen: Concentrating on Falling Apart )

Title from Brand New's 'Okay, I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't' and quote from Foo Fighters' 'Everlong'.

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Fic: Thnks fr the Knckrs - Joe/Patrick - R (2/2)

2011-12-21T17:36:54Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

( Thnks fr th Knckrs - Part Two )

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Fic: Thnks fr the Knckrs - Joe/Patrick - R (1/2)

2011-12-21T17:35:21Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: Thnks fr th Knckrs
Summary: for the sosodirty kinkathon; prompt: panties.
Author: icedmaple
Betas: heyginger, untelling, likethepaint & shiny_starlight at various points; with special sizing, locale and awesomeness assistance from riotingofspring (even though most of it was cut). Thanks also to delustre for being available in my hour of need.
Rating: R
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 12,000
Author's notes: Stretching the boundaries of my general style on this one; all IM typos are the boys' and the events at the first two shows are based on genuine events (see: thnksfrthknkrs). What happened afterward, is to the best of my knowledge entirely untrue.

This fic was just too long to be a single post, so I've divided it more or less in the middle - it's around 12,000 words in total.

( Thnks fr th Knckrs )

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Fic: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy...) - Joe/Patrick [16/?]

2011-12-21T17:34:05Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [16/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: icedmaple
Betas: likethepaint & shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 5,000 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Trouble in paradise...

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home

( Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster )

Title from Four Year Strong's 'Abandon Ship or Abandon All Hope'; quote from 'The (Shipped) Gold Standard'.

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Fic: There Goes My Hero - Joe/Patrick - PG

2011-12-21T16:55:43Z

Posted by: rosiedoes

Title: There Goes My Hero
Summary: Short character study
Author: icedmaple
Betas: likethepaint & shiny_starlight
Rating: Barely PG.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 1,000.
Author's notes: This is just a short character study inspired by the song 'My Hero' by the Foo Fighters. I do not own the song, or the dudes used in this fic.

Play while you read:

( There Goes My Hero )

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