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Title: What Remus Wants 
Author: [info]alfirin_kirinki 
Beta[info]ashe_frost
Fandom Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: PREQUEL to 'A Guide to Happiness' - after a little bit of a cock-up in potions, Sirius finds out a few things about Remus - like just how much he loves chocolate cake...
Author Notes: Originally posted some time in 2002. Thanks, as usual, the lovely Ashe, and also to Hannah, who set the challenge in the first place.
Can be read as a standalone, but would spoil the prequel, 'A Guide to Happiness' if it was.


What Remus Wants )
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  Author[info]alfirin_kirinki
Beta[info]ashe_frost
Fandom: X-Men
Pairing: Bobby/John
Rating: Um... probably just lower than an R for swearing and a reference to naughty teenage things.
Summary: For [info]dry_ice's June Blood Fic Challenge. Bobby makes John bleed, obviously, and the First Rule of John is Never Touch the Goddamn Lighter, Moron.
Disclaimer: all characters property of Marvel; title from Queens of the Stone Age's song of the same name and quote by Funeral for a Friend, as stated.
Author Notes: This was not meant to be funny. It was not meant to be an amalgamation of The Three Bobbys - Movie!Bobby, Original!Comic!Bobby and Ultimate!Bobby. But apparently, it is. Go me!

Special thanks, not just to Ashe for always being there to beta my stuff, but also to [info]littledarkvoice for being my eternal X-fic sounding post and introducing me to the greatness of Blue!Shades!Bobby... ~loffs both~

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 Author alfirin_kirinki 
Beta ashe_frost 
Rating: PG-13 at most
Pairing: Bobby/John
Archived the_aa, dry_ice, xmmf, x_slash  - various fic sites.
Summary: Post X2, Bobby is the first to celebrate his birthday.
Disclaimer: Characters property of Marvel; title and quote property of Funeral for a Friend.
Author Notes: For the  dry_ice  First Birthday Challenge – many happy returns, DI!



Moments Forever Faded )
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Authors: [personal profile] shiny_starlight & [profile] alfirin_kirinki
Beta: cross-beta'd.
Pairing: Stackhouse/Markham
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Season one; some aspects of season two - mostly season two AU.
Summary: Stranded in the alternate universe, everything is FUBAR'd - and when it comes to the crunch, they are forced to pin all their hopes on a shadow of something once familiar.

Authors' note: Today is D-Day 2011, which is ironic, given the content of this chapter and the summary of the last one. We made that post a staggering four and a half years ago, so we don't anticipate that many of you will remember this story.

Re-read Pieces and the earlier chapters of Strands if you need to get caught up.

For those of you who do remember, sorry it took so long.

All pigeon-German is wholly intentional and we apologise in advance.

Wait A Minute
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Author: [profile] alfirin_kirinki
Betas: [profile] ashe_frost & [profile] littledarkvoice
Title: Missing the War
Rating: PG-ish
Disclaimer: Characters property of Marvel; title property of Ben Fold's Five; quote property of Embrace.
Summary: "There are times when our worst enemies are within us."
Written for: [personal profile] vagabondsal
Also archived at: [profile] the_aa
Pairing/scenario requested: Charles/Erik. No conditions, s'hard enough to get them to be civil with one another nowadays as it is.?

But with a little John/Bobby thrown in. Because how could I not?

Also - backstory loosely based on Ultimate!canon.

Warnings: This is not my main ship and these bastards are not exactly willing to comply to teenage angst. Thus: old man story, with teenagers in.

Also: this story was originally written around the time of X2 - in June 2004 - but I've never posted it here and having just seen X-Men: First Class, it felt relevant. Other fics from this era may be migrated over in future.


Missing the War )
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Title: Fairytale of New York
Summary: for the [profile] bandomrarepair challenge; stuck in New York over the holidays, there's nowhere Joe can go to escape Pete's attempts at matchmaking.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] supercasio; [personal profile] likethepaint was involved in the early stages.
Rating: PG for language.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 11,300
Author's notes: I have a confession to make. I started this fic on NYE 2008/9, based on a prompt generator. I only wrote a couple of thousand words at the time and decided to continue it for this challenge. As a result, it's 2009 AU. Joe never moved to New York with Marie and the break hasn't begun, yet.



Fairytale of New York )
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [17/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] untelling & [personal profile] shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,300 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Sorry it's been a long while for this to show up. I was having a slight crisis of propriety for various reasons, but I kept being prompted to continue, so here it is.

Don't read this chapter at work or school.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home
Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster




Part Seventeen: Concentrating on Falling Apart )





Title from Brand New's 'Okay, I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't' and quote from Foo Fighters' 'Everlong'.
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Title: Thnks fr th Knckrs
Summary: for the [profile] sosodirty kinkathon; prompt: panties.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] heyginger, [profile] untelling, [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] shiny_starlight at various points; with special sizing, locale and awesomeness assistance from [profile] riotingofspring (even though most of it was cut). Thanks also to [profile] delustre for being available in my hour of need.
Rating: R
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 12,000
Author's notes: Stretching the boundaries of my general style on this one; all IM typos are the boys' and the events at the first two shows are based on genuine events (see: [profile] thnksfrthknkrs). What happened afterward, is to the best of my knowledge entirely untrue.

This fic was just too long to be a single post, so I've divided it more or less in the middle - it's around 12,000 words in total.



Thnks fr th Knckrs )
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [16/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 5,000 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Trouble in paradise...

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.

Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense
Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home




Part Sixteen: To Make It Out Of This Disaster )

Title from Four Year Strong's 'Abandon Ship or Abandon All Hope'; quote from 'The (Shipped) Gold Standard'.
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Title: There Goes My Hero
Summary: Short character study
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] shiny_starlight
Rating: Barely PG.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 1,000.
Author's notes: This is just a short character study inspired by the song 'My Hero' by the Foo Fighters. I do not own the song, or the dudes used in this fic.

Play while you read:


There Goes My Hero )
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [15/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] shiny_starlight
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 6,200 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

CAGOULE!

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars
Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense



Part Fifteen: Our Hearts Are Leaving Home )



Title from The Academy Is'... 'One More Weekend', quote from 'Coppertone'.
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [14/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] heyginger (on early versions)
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c. 8,600 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Well, so much for 'very soon', right? But I have four documents containing versions of this chapter – I've probably scrapped as many words as I've posted, including three scenes (in the van, in a motel and at a branch of Denny's). The good news is that this is a tipping-off point for the next era of the fic. Huge things are coming.

I want to warn people, as well, that there is a fairly offensive anti-Semitic term used late in this chapter, which I don't condone at all, but which was relevant to the context of the scene. I hope that any Jewish readers will understand that no offence is intended to them in using the word, and that it is used by a 'villain' of the piece, rather than a respected character. ♥

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish
Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars


Part Fourteen: Stop Making Plans, Start Making Sense )

Title from 'Summer Hair=Forever Young', quote from 'Coppertone' by The Academy Is...
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [13/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [personal profile] likethepaint, [personal profile] shiny_starlight & [personal profile] heyginger
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c.7,200 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

This chapter almost never happened. It was born from a 'deleted scene' from the text which will be chapter fourteen, which I showed to [personal profile] heyginger who then convinced me it needed to exist. Ultimately, this is a bonus chapter written, for the most part, in the space of two days.

Chapter fourteen is being reworked to accommodate some information which was shifted around a little, and should be completed very soon.

IMPORTANT: At the end of this fic are some references to a show called Mork & Mindy. For those who are young enough to make me feel old too young to remember the show (even as reruns in the 1990s), Mork was a mildly insane alien from the planet Ork, played by Robin Williams. He arrived on Earth in a space craft shaped like an egg and drank through his finger. It'll all make sense in about 7,000 words time, I promise.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line
Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish


Part Thirteen: Thank Your Lucky Stars )

Quote from 'Arbor Lane' by Spitalfield
And the book is real.




Part Fourteen
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [12/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] xdearlin, [personal profile] likethepaint & [personal profile] shiny_starlight.
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c.4,800 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Sincere apologies for the three month delay between chapters. I have been working insanely hard on a few other fics (one of which is already at 20k words) and there have been up to seven versions of this chapter written – one of which was 6k words. But we're moving on, finally, so I hope this is worth the wait.

Additionally, I've been listening to a lot of non-FOB stuff lately which has really clicked for me with this fic, so I might start using other band's lyrics to head up the chapters. Hope it's not too jarring.

There will be a fan mix of all tracks referenced throughout the fic, once it is completed.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers
Part Eleven: My Reputation's on The Line


Part Twelve: Things I'll Never Finish )


Title of the chapter from 'Even If It Kills Me' by Motion City Soundtrack.
Quote from 'Abandon Ship or Abandon All Hope' by Four Year Strong
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [11/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] xdearlin, [personal profile] likethepaint, [profile] satsuma_grove & [personal profile] shiny_starlight.
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c.4,400 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

This is essentially the second half of the last chapter – we'll be leaping ahead a couple of months after this one!

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye
Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers

Part Eleven: My Reputation's On the Line )
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [10/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] xdearlin, [personal profile] likethepaint, [profile] satsuma_grove & [personal profile] shiny_starlight.
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c.5, 000 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

Believe it or not, this is really only half a chapter. Yes, 5,000 words of 'half a chapter'. It's going a little slowly, right now, but you can expect a time jump in a couple of chapters' time, I promise!

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done
Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye


Part Ten: Snitches and Talkers )
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Title: Capture the Phrases
Summary: For the [profile] slutrick prompt #1: "Patrick gets anonymous love/inspirational notes in the form of post it notes in miscellaneous places." No pairing specified.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] xdearlin, [personal profile] likethepaint, [profile] satsuma_grove & [personal profile] shiny_starlight.
Rating: PG-13 (mostly for Pete's innuendo)
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: just under 10,000.
Author's notes: We all know about the Note Wars, right? Not to worry – they've been inserted where they should have been. The jpegs are all genuine notes exchanged during the days when Joe, Patrick and Pete shared an apartment.

I also uploaded two tracks referred to in this fic, for your enjoyment:

| Seed – TAI | Son of Sam - Elliott Smith |

Disclaimer: Parts of this are clearly genuine... but not the parts we might like. Those are fake.

Capture the Phrases )
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Title: The World's Not Waiting (For Joe Trohman to Stop Being a Pussy and Start Going For What He Wants) [9/?]
Summary: AU Timeline - Teenage angst and Crayola Rainbows. Or, Joe saw him first.
Author: [profile] icedmaple
Betas: [profile] satsuma_grove, [personal profile] shiny_starlight, [personal profile] likethepaint, [personal profile] milesfromhome & [profile] xdearlin.
Rating: R at absolute max.
Pairing: Joe/Patrick
Words: c.4,700 this chapter.
Author's notes: This fic is written in a slightly AU timeline, where Andy joins the band straight away. One or two formerly key players may also be conspicuous by their absence...

This chapter has been a motherfucker to write, content-wise. I've actually finished this chapter with what was supposed to happen at the end of next, having cut out thousands of words. I know it's been a while but harassing me for chapters just makes the whole process more frustrating. Chill, kids. They'll keep coming.

Be warned: boys are boys in this chapter. We're hitting the mild-R, kids.

Disclaimer: Get me a Dolorean and I'll make it real; until then, sadly not true.


Previous Chapters:
Part One: Paperbacks and Sexuality
Part Two: My Heart is On My Sleeve
Part Three: Your Secret's Out
Part Four: No Less Defeated
Part Five: Place Your Hand Between
Part Six: My Badge, My Witness
Part Seven: Knocking Boots in the Back
Part Eight: The Battle's Only Halfway Done


Part Nine: Kiss Safe Thoughts Goodbye )

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