Damage Report

Title: Red is the New Black
Author: alfirin_kirinki
Beta: none!
Rating: Barely a G.
Summary: The prequel to the unnamed Valentine’s fic originally written for darkmoon711. Churned out for Valentine's Day! A fluffy comedy of errors. Sort of.

( Red Is the New Black )

My fanfic100 fictable can be found here.

Beta: shiny_starlight, with smartarse comments and squeeage from darkmoon711, gooner_diva, elethe & billietallent at intervals.
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Stackhouse/Markham
Summary: Someone's pulling pigtails.
Spoilers: None in particular.
Warnings: Gratuitous hickotyping; never believe a word Markham says.

If you're curious about use of the word y'all, while I personally always believed it to be plural, in some areas (like Oklahoma) it would actually be singular, with alls y'all the plural variant. This site conveniently explains the colloquialism.

( If It Ain't Broke )

Title: The Median Trilogy
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Stackhouse/Markham
Prompt: Too Much/Not Enough/WC: Balance
Word Count: total~ 1127
Rating: G/PG at worst.
Author's Notes: Three drabbles, to be read in order. Won't make a whole lot of sense without each other.

( Excess )
( Deficit )
( Median )